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I'm sure everyone will be pleased to note that the Virgin Mary seems most likely to have been a feminised man.

I'm sure there's a really great story there as well...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2008/dec/30/virgin-bi...

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Actually

The idea that Mary was a virgin might simply be a misinterpertation of what constitute a virgin according to Jewish law. She might just be a virgin before marriage which would make any birth through her a virgin birth.

shalimar

Not a terribly gripping story, though...

Puddintane's picture

...and hardly any fun at all.

I doubt that a betulah could give birth, however, no matter how clever the participants in any sexual act might be, because both anal sex and frottage eliminate that status, our Rabbis being, as a general rule, not fools. Hymens and vaginal intercourse have *nothing* to do with the halachic status of virginity.

Virginity affects the bride price written into the marriage contract, and a woman's ability to contract a legal marriage with a kohen gadol, but has no bearing after marriage.

Assuming that the *story* is true, that a woman named Mary (Miriam) was married to a man named Joseph (Yosef) and gave birth whilst still a virgin (in Jewish terms, and assuming that the word betulah is meant), we're left with two problems, why the marriage was never consumated (not terribly difficult --- these things happen), and how Mary fell pregnant.

The story explores the notion, however unlikely, that natural processes *could* be involved without recourse to supernatural intervention or an adulterous union elsewhere, and suggests that it's certainly possible.

From the viewpoint of Mary, who probably, if the article's assumptions are true, never had a period, the affair might well have seemed miraculous, especially if she knew, or had suspicions, that she might be a tumtum, a category of the intersexed fully explored in halacha, if not well understood.

Puddin'

P.S. I notice that the supposed prophecy in Isaiah 7:14 uses the world "almah" which means only young woman, so assume there must be some *other* prophesy laying about which uses "betulah." This is not my field, but if Isaiah is it, the young woman mentioned in the passage already gave birth in the time of King Ahaz and Isaiah and presumably *that* child was the Moshiach, seven hundred years previous.

As for "almah" meaning "virgin," it seems unlikely, since Proverbs 30:18-20 says, “There are three things which are too wonderful for me, four which I do not understand: the way of an eagle in the sky, the way of a serpent on a rock, the way of a ship in the middle of the sea, and the way of a man with a young woman (almah). This is the way of an adulterous woman: she eats and wipes her mouth, and says ‘I have done no wrong.”

This passage clearly shows that a young woman (an almah) can easily claim virginity, even if not true, since there is no outward mark, just as birds flying through the sky, serpents on rock, and ships passing through the sea leave no trace behind. It also shows that hymens, touted by the ignorant as "proof" of virginity, have no status whatsoever in Jewish law.

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Cheers,

Puddin'

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The other option

It's just as likely that Mary was perfectly female and somehow produced a female Jesus through parthenogenesis, but for some reason pretended that her daughter was male.

Oooh! Oooh!

Puddintane's picture

And there's *another* story.

No wonder Jesus never married...

Puddin'

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There is another option

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the whole thing is a load of b*ll*cks! It seems strange that there are only two contemporary mentions of JC. One in Josephus is an obvious later inclusion, and so the other is probably suspect too. So we don't really know that he ever existed. (That should make global warming, seem an easy one).

Angharad

Angharad

B*ll*cks

Puddintane's picture

Oh, most of it, probably, but it seems fairly clear that someone of that name was around at the time, since the name itself was and is as common as dirt, was probably associated with well-attested religious movements of the times, and may well have claimed, or had the claim made for him, that he was the Moshiach.

There've been lots of claimants, after all, and the traditional period is one of sturm and drang, with war, and rumours of war, tinpot leaders, conspirators, traitors, patriots, murderous religious fanatics, and scheming rabble-rousers as thick as fleas on the ground. Why not a Moshiach or two? Why not Jesus? We know of many others from around that time, if Israel at the time had been a butcher shop, they'd all have had to take a paper number to manage the queue, Judas son of Hezekiah (Ezekias), Simon son of Joseph, Athronges, Theudas (a purported former follower of Paul of Tarsus, evidently unimpressed with his former spiritual guide), Menahem ben Judah, Simon bar Kokhba, Judas of Galilee (Gamala?), and probably more, few of whom (other than Simon bar Kokhba) rate more than a footnote in contemporary histories. Again, what's so special about Jesus that he's *particularly* unbelievable as a claimant to the rôle, however ill-advised?

It's quite clear that he wasn't a moshiach in Jewish terms, since none of the required conditions were met, but what the heck, the others weren't either, and the majority of Jews these days think the whole Moshiach thing has been a little overblown, is probably some sort of metaphor, and isn't likely something to look forward to in the immediate future, if ever.

We may doubt the legends around Zoroaster, but there's no particular reason to believe that he, or someone very much like him, didn't exist. Likewise Moses, or someone very much like him, was undoubtedly "real," although we can legitimately doubt that he stood on the shore of the Red Sea and made it "part." Charlton Heston probably overplayed the part, and it's likely that partisan "histories" do too. Histories always do.

But oral histories are surprisingly accurate in small details like names, as a general rule, and may take poetic liberties with the exact lineaments of truth, but there are always sticking points where one can pin them to the ground.

Homer gave us, however vaguely, the general appearance of Troy, and its location, and there it was, eventually. The Hawaiian "stories" of their migration from Tahiti, long scoffed at by scholars, turn out to have been literal truth, although Maui dredging up the islands from the sea with his taro hoe is probably something less than that.

One has to pick and choose.

Religions are typically belligerent, usually spoiling for a fight, and their competing boasts no more reliable than the claims of drunkards in bars, likewise fractious and competitive. It goes with the territory, and tall tales are common, sugar to help stuff the medicine down the throats of the unwary.

Zoroaster, Mohammed, Jesus, and the like, are less impressive without their angels, so angels they must have, and the human mind is predisposed to create them, but religions don't start themselves, but grow, quite often from humble beginnings, and flourish or perish according to the spectacular claims of their adherents. Less bang, less followers. Less followers, less power. The economics of advertising are quite clear, but that doesn't mean that there was never a product to sell.

Cheers,

Puddin'

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Fiction

Since I've bummed around Bible studies for a long, long time, there are a few things to note.

First, most unaligned scholars think all four birth stores (the two in Matthew and Luke, and the two apocryphal infancy gospels) are fiction - they were written by people with little or no access to the actual facts and with their own axes to grind.

Second, each of the canonical gospels has its own viewpoint, and they all spin the story to accommodate it. Matthew's viewpoint is that Jesus was the Jewish Messiah, so it spins the birth story to include the necessary elements and somehow accommodate the fact that the adult Jesus was a Galilean (two whole countries north of Judea). I'm told, by the way, that Matthew does not claim that Jesus was a virgin birth, simply that Mary was pregnant before the official wedding ceremony (not particularly unknown, either, but consider that there was a story going around at the time that Mary was raped, and Jesus was a Roman soldier's son. It even gives the guy's name.)

Luke's viewpoint couldn't be more different. He spins the story so it's in line with Greco/Roman beliefs, and so that it sustains the "Son of God" claim. Latin, interestingly enough, has two words for God - one for the immortal gods (Jove, Juno, Mercury, etc) and one for men whose deeds qualified them as divine. Neither Greek nor English makes the distinction. Since it's probably the latter that the Son of God claim means, it's lead to a lot of theological confusion.

Luke is deliberately trying to slot Jesus into the same class as important mythical figures such as Romulus and Remus and Hercules, as well as important political figures, including the earlier Caesars.

To sustain a claim to be a "Son of God" in this sense, certain things have to exist, and one of them is a virgin birth.

Once you see how Luke is spinning the story, the whole thing makes sense. Nothing to see here, move along...

As far as "pleased to note" about the story, give me a break! The BBC used to be a pretty good source for science stories, but it's gone downhill in the last few years. This is neither more nor less than a Just So Story. If one wants to believe in a miracle, then there's no need to drag a "scientific" explanation into it, and if one doesn't, then there's no need to look for strange explanations. Especially since she's got her facts wrong: Jesus was known to have several brothers and at least two sisters, all of them Mary's children.

Xaltatun

Well, I wasn't at all interested in...

Puddintane's picture

...the religious mythos, but rather the fact that there was a transgendered and transformative *story* going on, which seems fairly compelling. Forget about Mary, that was just the hook for a quasi-chrismas story, call her Rivka. Rivka's not like the other girls, doesn't have periods, despairs of marriage and children, the only status symbols a Jewish woman could reasonably posses withot scandal in that era. What to do? How to resolve this dynamic tension?

In the halachic resolution of the "tumtum," the intersexed, the Rabbis thought (at length, in the Babylonian Talmud) that the story should almost always be resolved by "assigning" the child as male, because that gave "him" the most opportunity to perform mitzvot, but what if the child didn't *feel* male?

At a rough guess, nine in ten stories on this site involve magic, miracle, fictive "science," or wildly improbable situations, with a minuscule contribution of realistic stories about *real* transgenedered people and the lives they actually lead.

To be fair, nine in ten stories at one's local bookstore are exactly the same. Ordinary lives don't sell stories, whether the author is paid or not. People crave the miracle, the implausible, the magic wand that promises happiness, even if things don't turn out the way one planned, the heroic figure indomitable and triumphant, the woman who finds true love after a lifetime of longing.

Does anyone think that there are *real* James Bonds in the world? *real* vampires? real superintelligent private detectives who are fawned upon by all and sundry whilst investigating murders? "Always a pleasure to work with you, Mr Sherlock Holmes."

Does anyone think that there are *real* heroines, captured by a Pirate Captain, who win his affection through plucky courage and winds up as his True Love, just before the saucy rascal is pardoned by the Crown and retires to a country estate in Devonshire?

Thinking of this as a situation, there are dozens of treatments possible, I think, that have good dramatic value and human interest. Just my opinion, of course.

Cheers,

Puddin'

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Brothers and Sisters...

Puddintane's picture

Not according to Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, and Oriental Orthodox churches, for whom the perpetual virginity of Mary is a dogma. Since Jewish law at least theoretically allows multiple wives, and certainly allows serial wives, Jesus' siblings are viewed by these major branches of Christianity as having been children of another marriage, and therefore all older than Jesus himself.

In the midst of a hodgepodge of legends about a man of whom little or nothing is truly known, it's difficult to extrapolate from vaque dreams to certainty about the brothers and sisters of someone who can be plausibly argued out of existence.

But the Orthodox tradition maintains that there is "proof" that Joseph's first wife was named Salome, that his older sisters were Salome and Esther, along with another sister, unnamed.

The Roman Catholic notion, on the other hand, is that these brothers and sisters are actually cousins, and that the words "brother" and "sister" were used very loosely by the Jews of that time. Whilst this last notion seems moderately unlikely for people as concerned about genealogy and the degrees of relationship acceptable in contracting marriage, it's difficult to argue with precision on the basis of multiple different platforms built precariously on sand which shifts beneath one's feet, much less one's position, however strongly held it might be.

I personally have no firm opinions about any of these matters, and am profoundly indifferent to the outcome of any discussion, but feel obligated to point out that other people have different ideas, which may possibly deserve presentation, at least, before being dismissed out of hand.

I am not now, nor have I ever been a Christian, nor do I hold with any of its general founding theorems, much less the dogma of *any* Christian sect.

My own "belief" (and I would hardly call it that in its religious sense) is that it's equally likely that no modern or ancient religion is "true," or that all of them are "true" on a level which essentially denies that "truth" exists in religious matters.

Cheers,

Puddin'
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Puddin'

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There is still no evidence

Angharad's picture

that would meet either scientific or forensic standards. That there were lots of Yeshus, Yosefs and Miriams makes it possible, nothing more.

The whole God-King stuff(council of Nicea) started after Constantine decided to make Christianity the single religion of his Roman empire. As he killed most of his family to achieve the Imperial throne, I'm not sure I'd exactly trust his judgement.

Sorry, you might as well believe in fairies, at least they exist.

Angharad

Angharad

Fairies...

Puddintane's picture

So many seem so wound up in the religious angle, which doesn't interest me at all, but as for fairies...

There's a famous story..., well, famous in San Francisco at least, of a rough cab driver who picks up a rather frail man whom he *naturally* assumed must be homosexual, due to his natty attire and tightly-furled umbrella. The man said, "Please take me to the Ferry Building!" which the cabbie thought was hilarious, and made a series of crude jokes about there being a convention of "Fairies" there that day. The man said nothing, but got out when they reached their destination, paid the fare, and started off toward the terminal. The cabbie noticed that the man had left his umbrella behind, so called him back, saying loudly, "Yoohoo! Mr Fairy, you forgot your magic wand." The man again said nothing, but turned to take his umbrella, flourished it in the air with elegant grace, tapped the side of the cab lightly with the tip of it, and said, "Turn to shit." And it happened just that way.

Cheers,

Puddin'

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Cheers,

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I was meaning fairies

Angharad's picture

In the sense of elementals, which exist in the same way that angels do.

I certainly meant no aspersion on gay or effeminate men.

Angharad

Angharad

Well, so did I...

Puddintane's picture

The joke, as I see it, is that the cabbie had picked up a *real* Fairy, a denizen of Faerie, whom he'd offended. One offends Fairies at one's peril.

There is a Pagan group calling themselves the "Radical Faeries" I knew through COG and RCGI circles, in the olden days at least, most of whom were perfectly charming, and one of them told me this joke. I thought it was droll at the time, and still do, obviously. Perhaps one has to be there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_Faeries
www.cog.org/ -- an HP moi.
http://www.rcgi.org/ Dianic, which I quite liked, but too restrictive and too much like Scientology, since they demand that one take *their* courses before allowing affiliation.

There's an HBO show called True Blood, which features (although we don't know this yet in the series) a half-Fairy protagonist. It's quite good, and a moderately accurate spin-off from the Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire series of novels featuring Sookie Stackhouse. I have all the books in hardback, which is a concession for me, and like them quite a lot.

I recommend all of them. True Blood continues next year, and will, I'm sure, be available on DVD. I recorded them on disc. *Wonderful* soundtrack.

Cheers,

Puddin'

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Cheers,

Puddin'

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