A Day in the Life -- teaser for the Stardust contest
This is not a fan fiction for the Whateley Academy series. This is my other entry in Bob’s Stardust R Us first anniversary story contest. This story has nothing to do with my Whateley serial period — no really, I mean it!
Imagine what life would be like if the bariers between realities were damaged. Or in this case, picture The Twilight Zone meets Monty Python with a touch of surealism thrown in for good measure.
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“Picture reality like, you know, waves in a swimming pool. I like swimming pools, don’t you. I love to show off my body. I am like just so perfect, you know. You like my bikini, it’s so bitchin’,” Janie I Taylor, the hot spokeswoman from the Nationail Akademy of like Stuf put it some days later — we were all busty blondes that day and all female. “Oh, sorry, “ she said and giggled. This sexy woman was a PHD in the pre-P&F days. “The wave thingies come from all over and, well some places they pile up and get real big and jiggly like me, see? “ she giggled again. “ That’s kinda like when one reality mixes with another. The waves keep splashing around and so then we’re all six legged pigs the next day or cat-people like last week, duh! Oh, I forgot,“ she giggled again. I thought she was being too formal in her speech... “the waves are diminish… diminish… getting smaller and so in about exactly, um” she counted using her fingers and toes, “14 days — that’s two hands and one foot not counting the *littlest piggy* -- the reality changes will stop. Oh, yeah. They will come quicker and, um, quicker, oh! (giggle) in the end just before they stop. I hope I’m not stuck as that stuffy old man again. What a bummer!”
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See you all over at Stardust. Thanks, Erin, for helping Bob with this one.
John in Wauwatosa
