Easy As Flying In A Saucer.
by Bonzi (The baddest cat ever!)
part: 300 plus all Bonzi's toes.

"I am so sick of smoked salmon," said the complaining voice down the phone.

"Send it to me then, I love it."

"The bread is sticking to the phone."

"Pity, can't you digitise it and send it by email?"

"Nah, haven't got a 'puter in 'ere, 'ave I?"