Carlie and the GRS Protocol

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A musical Comedio-tragedy in less than One Act
for several gals here (you know who you are!)

Somewhere NOT in a non-descript NHS office in London, years ago...

Transition Plan and Endocrine Plan
Alright Everybody, Gather round
Your Endo doc is here
What kind of treatment do you want?
Top Surgery? Orchiectomy?
GRS Referral? Anything you want
You've come to the right gal ‘cause
I've got your Transition plan!

Who can help your dree-eems
Sprinkle them with dew
Barely adequate medical coverage
and some counseling for you

The Transition Plan (transition plan)
Your Endo doc can (and your surgeon)

Your surgeon (and your Endo doc) can
They mix your plans with
A whole bunch of love
And make the world a bit better
(Make the world a bit better)

Who can take the rainbow?
(Who can take the rainbow?)
Wrap it in a sigh
(Wrap it in a sigh)
Try to work it out; oh me; oh my!
Your Endo doc can (and your surgeon)
Your surgeon (and your Endo doc) can

Your transition docs can ‘cause
They mix it with love
And make the world almost good
(Make the world almost good)

The Transition Team makes most things they make
Barely what you require!
Talk about your childhood desires
No matter how much you aspire

Who can take tomorrow?
(Who can take tomorrow?)
Wrap it in a dream
(Wrap it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and maybe fulfill that dream
Your Endo doc can (and your surgeon)
Your Surgeon (and your Endo doc) can
Your transition team can ‘cause
They mix it with love
And make the world almost good
(Make the world almost? good)

A caring doc, a caring doc, a caring doc
Makes the world at least get as close to good as you can get
to what you hope for given what little the NHS gives her to work with



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Your Transition
by Willi Wonka

Come with me
And you’ll see there’s a slim chance
For your transition
It’s so hard not to make it
Your only lifetime mission

We might wait very long
Even past a chance for transition
Even though just being us
Might bring fruition

If you want to be a girl inside
Nothing keeps you from that mission
Since even if it’s dreams alo-own
You still might find
That sweet com-pleee-tion

Don’t despair while you live
There’s still hope for your transition
Even if it’s only

In

your

heart



I Want it Today
Sung by Veruca Premarina Salt

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I want today
don't want tomorrow
I want my estradiol
And just please don't spare it
I want a party Second puberty for me
no longer waiting for my dree-eam
And if I don't get to be who I am
I'm going to scream!

I want the works
I want the whole works
with no more surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now



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Golden Ticket
by Carlie Bouquet

I have to say…I must confess
I had no trust in the NHS
But somehow the goddess smiled on me
And now I’m fine’ly on the list

‘cause…

I gotta Golden Ticket
I got a target date
Surgery’s in the cards for me
I’ve got a purely wonderous fate

I am still pondering what’s my choice
Which procedure is
The best for me
Full top and bottom
Or top alone
and maybe an orchiectomy…

‘cause

I got a Golden Ticket
Fine’ly in the Queue
Maybe I can manage some patience

‘since

My appointment (finally is for

sometime after Twenty-Twenty-TWO



PS.... sorta brings a whole new meaning to the name Mike TEEVEE

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All music is based on songs from
the Motion Picture
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
words and music by
Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEAQkYE5dTk&list=PLPZa9eVNFz...

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lovely as always

thanks for sharing with us, Drea!

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All But Forgotten

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Bricusse and Newley were all the rage and seemed to score every musical in their heyday, but then were gone like some shooting star.

So is that what Mike

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Meant when he wanted the TV room? Makes so much more sense now!

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Hugs!
Rosemary