No Downside?

Andy's habit of dunking his maple bar had consequences...

No Downside?

by Erin Halfelven


"Sometimes you're just an asshole," his girlfriend told him when he dunked his pastry in her coffee.

"What's the downside?" he asked, smiling, his mouth full of soggy maple goodness.

But then he sat next to a witch at the diner's coffee counter and indulged his habit.


The resulting transformation turned his life upside down, so to speak.

His girlfriend shrugged, rouged his cheeks and took him dancing. "Trust me," she said. "You're going to be very popular."

Andy, of course, didn't say anything at all.

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