Xenomorphic

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Xenomorphic

Xenomorphic (ze-no-mor-fic) - To have an unusual form - Online dictionary

Okay, the joke has gone on far enough, and you guys can drop it. I did NOT turn into a girl last night!

Come on, you actually expect me to believe that kind of story?

Where would I get an outfit like that? A full evening gown, stockings, heels, and what not, I mean come on, I dont think so.

I did NOT have my tongue down Billy’s throat, that’s disgusting!

I never kissed another boy, ever!

Oh come on, just let it go, I’m not going to buy this.

Well, yeah, I dont actually remember last night all that well, but come on.

That’s just not possible!

Well, yah, I do feel kinda sore, now that you mention it. But still, there’s no such a thing as a spontaneous sex change!

What do you mean, you have pictures?

Let me see!

Who is this girl? Is this supposed to me?

Oh come on .... wait, what’s this one? Me transforming?

I .... I ...

Oh ... crap...

So ... wow ....

What the heck do I do?

Is it going to happen again?

What do I do?

Dear God, what do I do?



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Odd. Awesome. But odd.

Odd. Awesome. But odd.

thanks, Kylie

Glad you found it awesome. The odd part is cool too ...

Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels

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Amusing, awesome and odd

Amusing, awesome and odd. :) nice

-Elsbeth

Go raibh maith agat le haghaidh léamh

thanks, Elsbeth

glad you liked this little bit of nonsense

Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels

Problems I'd lik to have.

This and Karin Bishop's "Powerball"-Oh, to have such issues!

Wren

I wouldnt mind very much myself

but it might be a bit scary for a regular guy....

Thanks for the comment, Wren

Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels

Interesting

But odd. I liked it.

thanks, OddPOV

glad you liked it

Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels

Thank you,Dorothy,

I liked that so much that the men in the long,white coats are
here to take me away! Thanks for another giggle.

ALISON

thanks, Alision

Make sure you sign up for basket weaving and toe twiddling - they're the most relaxing activities at the Happy Home ...

Thanks for the comment.

Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels

Clever delivery

While I was half expecting a tie-in to the Scott/Cameron milieu that got a certain recent cinematic addition, I was pleasantly surprised by this instead. ^__^ Well-executed, with quite adroit voicing of the viewpoint character which educes the impression of the other, unheard person's part of the conversation very well indeed.

Thank you!

-Liz

Successor to the LToC

thank you, Liz

Glad you liked the story, and the format.

Thanks for commenting.

Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels

Xenomorphic

Can't argue with the evidence.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

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