Contagion

Yeah, i was there at the start of it, but I didn’t know what was going on until it was too late.

Fine, Let me start at the beginning.

First thing I noticed was that some of the girls coming to school all super dressed up

Dresses, heels the whole thing.

I just figured some class was doing something. Giving ballroom dancing lessons or something like that.

But the number of girls coming to school all super girly kept getting bigger.

Nah, I thought maybe some competition was going on, or some new fashion craze.

Sure, it was a little weird, but who knows how girls think?

It wasnt until some of the boys came to school in dresses that I realized something was up.

But I had no idea what was really going on even at that point.

I mean girls having “girl germs” sounds like something an elementary kid thinks, much less the idea you could catch them like spreading a cold around.

But then I actually witnessed a guy turn into a girly girl and somehow I figured out what was going on.

I went to find my best friend, who had been trying to repress her girl side since I had first met her.

Yeah, I know her birth certificate says boy, but anybody who spent five minutes with her could tell that was a whoops.

But her dad was all “you gotta be a manly man like me”

So I dont care what you say this isnt her fault. She had just repressed her girl side so hard for so long it came out another way,

And quit calling her Typhoid Jaci !

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