Canadian Superhero Battle

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Canadian Superhero Battle

Canadian Super-villain (CSV): “I’m terribly sorry, but I’m going to have to ask you to please give me your valuables. Again, I’m sorry”

Canadian Super Hero (CSH): “I’m sorry, but I’m here to stop you. Please put down the weapon and come quietly. Again, I’m so sorry.”

CSV: “I’m sorry, you got me. I surrender. I’m sorry.”

CSH: ” I’m sorry. I’m sure we’ll have you a law-abiding citizen in no time. Again, I’m sorry.”

Reporter: ” I’m sorry, but there was a bit of a crime today. Again, I’m so sorry.”

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i really dont get it

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The title nor the story

can you explain please cause honestly no canadian says I'm sorry much if at all.

I'm sorry, Jaci

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I often apologize for stuff that's not even my fault. I thought it was my Canadian heritage showing through ...

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In England...

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Sorry... I was out of order there

Sorry... I genuinely feel for you

Sorry... I'm not sure what you mean

Sorry... Can you say that again, the music's too loud

Sorry... You're the one who isn't looking where they're going, but it'll save us both a great deal of trouble if I pretend I was at fault

Sorry... You think you deserve sympathy, but this is all you're going to get from me

Sorry if I missed any out.

Ban nothing. Question everything.

thanks, Papa

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Hugs and purrs ....

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Isn't Wolverine Candian?

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He really doesn't fit the above, although he may just be grumpy because he's lived stateside for too long. :-)

he's short

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unlike the movies he like 5'2" and nearly that wide. short people are....
on the other hand, this was a cute little short story, thanks

Hugh Jackman

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He's 6' 2" (188cm). Maybe you're confusing him with Tom Cruise!

I saw the movie Wolverine the other day and it's pretty good. He has made the role his own. You can't imagine anyone else playing it.

Joanne

yeah

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thats the movie version, Hugh plays him to a tee (except for being a foot too tall)

actually your all wrong

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James Logan was born in America and emigrated to Canada. The experiments done by a branch of the american military even if they were performed in alberta.

The weapon x program was us military, the team formed afterwards, alpha flight, was under the canadian military which has never made any sense whatsoever.

all that Canadian conversation...

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... and not so much as even one "eh"? I dunno about the accuracy of that. ;-)

I never realized how polite Canadians were (for the most part), until I travelled to certain other (unnamed) areas of the States. It almost seemed like people went out of their way to be rude.

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