TransBike-0-Dapper Gentleman Genesis

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TransBike-0-Dapper Gentleman Genesis

By Stanman63
Thanks To JennaFL For Proofing And Nora Adrienne for editing!

Synopsis:Where did the Dapper Gentleman and the TransBike come from/ Here is the answer.

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The Dapper Gentleman and TransBike were at the North Pole, visiting Santa Claus before the ageless icon of Yule time Joy left on his yearly trip. He had not changed much in all of his years, and very few knew the true tale of his story.

The Christmas story of Santa Clause Is Coming to Town was his genesis, but it also continued through Rudolph's stories and his others told by Rankin Bass. Santa had corresponded with Virginia, the girl who'd asked if Santa was real.

The resulting response in the newspaper had given the sad girl new hope that she passed on to her children, one of who had become the lawyer who defended Santa in the court case that became The Miracle On 34rth Street.

Now Santa kept in touch with her many children's children and their offspring, resulting in the Santa Clause movies with Tim Allen and other Christmas movies. But the one who was most like Santa was the Dapper Gentleman.

The Dapper Gentleman was a child from the union of a Christmas Elf and a human whose only child inherited the father's human stature and the mother’s Elvin gifts of magic and immortality.

Named Gnome Diego by his father, Sam Diego due to his Elvin heritage, gnome soon proved to be the best of both races. He had inherited his father's gift with technology and his mother's gift with magic and built magical electronic toys that improved thing in Santa's Workshop.

For years, Diego happily worked on the magical toys for those special children who needed that special wish granted until one fateful year, one was returned, unopened.

"Santa, why was the toy that I made for Susie returned? Did her wish get granted?"

"No, Diego, most gifted of my Elves, something much worse than even the Grinch or Scrooge, our most bitter of enemies," cried a woeful King of the North Pole.

"What could be worse than them, Santa?"

He sat in his most favorite of recliners and ate a peanut butter, oatmeal, chocolate chip cookie sprinkled with cinnamon atop, Diego, you know of the other magical beings that rule the Fairy Realm."

"Yes I do. They visit you quite often, why?"

"Because there is no magical guardian for the special children that you help, they are without the aide that other children have."

"Explain, please."

The toy was returned because the child and family were murdered by those who hate such special children."

"BUT WHY? DO THEY NOT KNOW THAT THE CREATORLOVES ALL??"

"Sadly, some use the Blessed Creator to defend their bigotry and hatred of the special children."

"NOT ANY MORE SANTA. I SHALL BUILD MAGICAL DEVICES AND A SPECIAL PLACE TO COMBAT THIS EVIL AND GO OUT AND HELP THEM MYSELF."

This was the genesis of many magical items, but not the Bikini Beach, the S.R.U. Wizard and the Medallion of Zulu magic. Those were created by other magical means. Using his Fairy magic, Diego had sent his magical items throughout the globe and into the past, creating the many magical stories told throughout the T.G. community.

After he'd accomplished his goal, Santa came to him, perplexed, "What did you do, Diego? Now many of the special children live and now even more special children ask for help!"

"I sent them my magical help through time, Santa. I could not let them be hurt, anymore."

"But now there are many more, more than the magic you sent out can handle."

"Then I shall go out into the world and succor them."

"How? You have no sleigh, nor reindeer."

"I shall use the TransBike."

"TransBike?"

"TransBike. I crated a bike that when pedaled, will Transport you anywhere, and Transform your body according to your wish, even Transform time for you."

"Where is your Fairy wand that all Elves have?"

"It is the TransBike, Santa."

Santa laughed merrily once again, "You have indeed united the best of humans and Fairy, Diego. Your magic mirror creates any toy that the special children need as well as those magical items that your wizard friend uses. And now you are ready to go out and answer the plea of the older children. You truly live the Spirit of Christmas."

"Santa, you know that you and the other magical avatars only exist because of the world's children's belief. By allowing them to exercise their belief, humans shall regain their FAITH."

"Then the Creator has blessed your mission."

"Yes, but only time itself will tell how well my mission fares."

This was the genesis of the TransBike and the Dapper Gentleman's adventures.

THE DAPPER GENTLEMAN AND THE TRANSBIKE WELCOMES ALL TO RIDE


To Be Continued...

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Stan, I know I didn't play

NoraAdrienne's picture

Stan, I know I didn't play with the last line. You need to type in man next to gentle to fix it.

Maybe I'm wrong

Isn't is fairly arrogant to have your character be the creator of the series that you do stories from when those series were created by other authors. And Santa is helpless without your character? You need to start writing something that doesn't borrow so much from the hard work and creativity of other people. Belle Meade

Belle Meade,

I created the TransBike stories. So, in effect, I am the Dapper Gentleman.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

I am sorry. I should have made myself clear.

This was the genesis of Bikini Beach, the S.R.U. Wizard and the Medallion of Zulu. Using his Fairy magic, Diego had sent his magical items throughout the globe and into the past, creating the many magical stories told throughout the T.G. community.

Your character is credited with creating the these universes. Everyone knows you created the TransBike stories. But other authors have taken a lot of time and effort to create these series, and having your character take credit in effect is totally unoriginal and really unfair to those authors. I still think you should consider writing something that didn't arise from someone's imagination. Belle

Dear Stan

I'm sorry for criticizing you. I just think you can be a much better writer if you write about things that you have been through maybe. And you have an imagination. You don't need to use the works of others to write a good story. Please forgive me for being so rude. Belle

Writing about Things We've Been Through

If we all only wrote about what we've been through wouldn't literature be almost non-existent?

On the contrary, Stanman should go on writing about things he doesn't know anything about. There's a certain unpredictability about his writing that you don't find just anywhere.

It is always interesting when a genuine male walks amidst the sissies, ninnies, wounded doves, and trannies that are more the norm on BC. The question you ask is . . . Why? I'm beginning to see the answer as . . . Why not? Don't we all need the direction a real man can offer?

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela...sweetie...

My Dear Goddess of the written word...

YOU RUL!!!

From the winner of the coveted 'Dirty Harry' literary award for excellence in the Taste For the Bizarre catagory...

Mea the Magnificent

Sorry for the shity spelling...my bad

The greatest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This story is the greatest ever!!!! I laughed through the entire thing!!! The author's sense of humor is astounding!!! Brahahahahahahaha!!!

BTW... THE AWARD WINNING AUTHOR MEAGHAN TRACEY...HERSELF...IS ON THE VERGE OF ANOTHER EXCITING AND SEX FILLED CHAPTER OF "THE GIFT". BE THE FIRST IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TO READ IT AS SOON AS IT'S POSTED!!!

Laughing

ROFLMAOPIMP

Stan, I like you, you know that. But claiming the origin of 4 different MAJOR story universes is just a bit over the top.
AFK
Sorry I've been laughing so hard I had to go to the toilet. Borrowing storylines, happens. I have never seen an author claiming the origins of another's story universe. Four goes so far over the top that I have to assume this was a deliberate satire of your Tranbike stories. That's it, isn't it?? A satire??

ROFLMAOPIMP

Beth

Don't laugh, Beth

laika's picture

Recent research shows that the Transbike universe is not just the genesis of SRU, Bikini Beach and the Medallion of Zulo, but in fact that of all the world's great heroic tales like the Epic of Gilgamesh and Homer's poems (It can't be a coincidence that the character Ulysseus Everett McGill in the film Oh Brother Where Art Thou---which is based on Homer's Oddessy---proclaims himself to be "A Dapper Dan Man"...); not to mention suggesting that all the major religious figures throughout history---Osiris, Zarathustra, the Vedic warrior Arjuna with his Trans-chariot, Moses, Jesus and the Prophet Mohammed (May His Light Forever Shine!) are all but garbled accounts of the exploits of the Dapper Gentleman and his mission to help his Special Children. (Why do I feel like Ralph Wiggum all of a sudden? "I'm special!") ....... But all joshing aside, it's perfectly okay to have a bit of tongue in cheek fun with mythology, seeing how many legends you can tie together in one story. Heck, I've done it...
~~~hugs, Laika
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(There's an author at Fictionmania that I highly recommend, Pretzel Girl, who traces the origins of the Spells R Us wizard back to ancient Atlantis in one story, and the rebellion of Lucifer and his buddies against their creator in another...)

OK, OK, I Have

Changed it so that other story universes are not a part of TransBike. But TransBike and Dapper Gent are not associated with any religion.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

You know

It still sounds like a Suspiciously Specific Denial. ;)

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Denial!!!

Isn't denial in Egypt or Spain or somethimg???

Yes Mysterious visitor...

Denial is in Eygpt. Where do you think Stainman got the story idea from? It's definately third Rhamses Dynasty!

Mea the Magnificent

Oooops...sorry...

Shity spelling again.

Mea the Magnificent

Okay...

I've had enough!!! All of these criticisms about my avatar muswt cease!!! I will begin to wear panties again so put your comments to rest. My avatar will now be concealed in an appropriate manner. Consider this a step toward keeping the the furniture clear and free from stans. It will also help prevent embarassing red stans on my carpets and rugs when THAT time of the month comes and I'm running around nakid; although red stans really don't show too badly on Persian rags. Consider this an exhibition of better hygene and stan prevention.

Mea the Magnificent

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