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Castle The Series - 0125 Banquets, Progress and Reflections

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THE AUTUMN SUPPER

The half stride long mammoth ribs were servt with sweet, sticky, ellberry sauce.

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THE NEXT GENERATION OF MACHINERS

Dittander, Terry’s youngest daughter, who notwithstanding her age, ten, is a mechanical genius.

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REFLECTIONS ON THE FUTURE

Aaron had no concept of genetics, but was aware one did not breed from weak stock, one ate them.

Chapters 125 and 126 are different in that they contain a lot of material in note form. I plan to write that material in its full form at some time in the future, but it is not essential to the work. The reason I have done it this way is that I wish to post the last three chapters, 127, 128 and 129 which provide the explanations of why it all occurs. Ch 128 is essentially the same as Ch 2, but it was my original intention that the material should be in the Ch 128 position. I only included it as Ch 2 so as to provide some explanation at the beginning without giving too much away.
Regards,
Eolwaen

Castle The Series - 0124 Waggoning, More Babes, Sunwarmth

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HOPE FOR A LITTLE GIRL

“You do realise, Love, I’m not going to burden a little boy with the name Fuchsia don’t you?”

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SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX WEIGHTS

Veronica was looking forward to seeing the faces of Shag and Sabrina when she presented them with the monster of a forge tool.

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APPRENTICE WAGGONERS

“The tokens are nothing more than a way of keeping the score on how successfully we’re playing the game.”

Castle The Series - 0123 Aurochs’ Watch, Orca

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AUROCHS WATCH

The entire referent thing is a family in joke

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ORCA

“So, it’s just a big, short-leggèd aurochs then?” Morris asked.

Castle The Series - 0119 Quantitative Easing, Social Misfits, Sunwarmth

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QUANTITATIVE EASING & SOCIAL MISFITS

Master miller Briar opined that the mill would be ready for milling this year’s harvest.
Social misfits were a problem at the Keep, but potentially life threatening at a mine, forestry camp or holding.

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TRESS & APPLEBLOSSOM

Any hap they are all siskonen, so sharing milk is not just natural it’s tight and proper too.

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THE VALLEY OF THE SPOUTERS

“There is no danger to Flint. It’s steam not smoke. It’s from the valley of spouters I telt you of.”

Castle The Series - 0118 Babes, Breastfeeding, Banquets

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WE ARE TRYING FOR A BABE

Heidi was quiet for a few seconds before saying formally, “For some one who lays claim to not being very clever, you manage to say some remarkably clever and insightful things, and I am grateful you share them with me, Sister Iola.

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TWO BREASTFEEDING EXPERIENCES

When Judith was surrounded by her children and enjoying being a mum Charlotte suckled much more slowly, as if, Judith thought, she were dining rather than just eating.

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ASTRINGENT RED AND FATTY GRIS

The concept of serving Joseph’s Liquid Gold ale in wine glasses was novel to Musk if not to Iola.

Castle The Series - 0112 Council, Iola, Llyllabette

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DRINKING BRANDY AND GOSSIPING

“What more do we know concerning the Turners?”

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TURBOT (15) SLEEPS WITH VOË (7)

Llyllabette was shocked that Turbot had shared a bed with his heartfriend Voë for nearly two years.

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IOLA OUTFACES SIWARD

Gibb couldn’t keep his face straight when he telt Milligan how Siward had enabled Iola to finesse most of his staff away from him.

Castle The Series - 0101 Theresa and Therese

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THERESA AND THERESE ARE BIRTHT

Theresa and Therese were conjoined twins of two natures. Jermor the midwife considered easing their passing was the appropriate action to take, but Cwm and Lunebeam wouldn’t hear of it, and it was Cwm’s decision to make.

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ZEEËEND, ZRINA AND ZLOVAN FOUND AUROCHS WATCH

Zrina, Zeeëend and Zlovan were triplets, female, of two natures and male respectively. They were also agreäns in a marriage of three. The Valley of Aurochs they discovered and settled in was a truly awe inspiring sight.

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WELL COME HOME SON

Meld said to Frogbit that night in bed, “It looks as if we’re in for an interesting few tenners, my love.”

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COUNCIL MEETING

"Nettle was telt Tarse had been stabt through the heart in his bed."

Castle The Series - 0100 Bekka, Turner, Ruby, Lilly

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BEKKA (16) AND BURDOCK (28) AND A SMART PHONE

Burdock had been astonished by what Bekka had telt Cranberry, and said, “Was that true, Bekka, you wisht me badly enough to be jealous‽”

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TURNER AND OTDAY

“ I haven’t had more than thirty-two days between lunetimes since I was fourteen and thisday is day thirty-three. I’m certain I’m pregnant.”

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RUBY GOES ABILBERRYING

The children had finished the day exhausted, fruit stained, full of berries and happy.

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ACCEPTANCE THE ARDOL MINERS RETURN

“I am an effeminate homosexual,” he began,

The Mural and the Cabinet, part 05 of 21

“Do you want me to show you how to sew?” Pasyala asked. “Or has your mother already shown you?”

 

“No,” Devi said at first. “Girls do sewing and knitting and stuff.” But then he reflected: People go into other worlds to learn valuable lessons and have adventures and stuff. The portal made me a girl, so maybe it wants me to learn about girl stuff before it will let me go home and be a boy again? “I guess I’m a girl now, so I can learn how to sew and stuff.”

The Mural and the Cabinet, part 04 of 21

In the stories, kids who go through portals to other worlds need to learn something from it. Maybe there’s something I’m supposed to learn from being a little girl. And there’s definitely got to be something I’m supposed to do here, but I don’t know what yet.”

A Grumpy Old Man’s Tale 17 Charlie’s time in Glazebury

Susana said, ‘My husband doesn’t think all scousers are thieves. He knows they are. He’s worked with thousands of them and as far as I’m concerned he knows what he’s talking about. You don’t.”

With updated Footnotes.

Castle The Series - 0076 A Good Trip, Nursing, Aaron, Council

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MID-AFTERNOON THE RETURN OF THE HORSES

“My gratitude, Leech. Yes, a good trip. My regards to Gale.”

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LATE AFTERNOON HONESTY AND BELLA

“The herbs are working, she’s nursing, Peter.”

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LATE AFTERNOON TILL EVE THE HERMIT AND HIS FAMILY

Torrent expressed gratitude to Peace and winked at Anvil who shrugged and said, “Girls learn it at the breast I’m sure.”

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PRODUCTS OF OUR TIMES

“Aaron never was easy to understand,” said Yew, and then he added, “May hap none of us are.”
Many of the Council looked at Yew quizzically at that and Thomas asked, “You thinking of becoming a hermit, Yew?” At that the entire Council laught. Other than Will, a less appropriate candidate than Yew to take Aaron’s place was difficult to envisage.

Castle The Series - 0075 Kathleen, Love Trees, Beatrix, Aaron

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MID-FORENOON KATHLEEN (45) AND RAYMOND (52)

“He’s just what I wanted, Mum, a dad, not an older brother trying to be a dad.”

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MID-FORENOON THE SPEEDING OF HAZEL

The Folk had no religion. They had The Way, which was a social philosophy not a religion.

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MIDDAY BEATRIX (43 nc), JACKDAW (35) AND THE BOYS

Beatrix put her arms berount him and said, “I know, Fergal. I understand. My life wasn’t good before I came here. I wanted children, but I couldn’t have any. Social Services said I was too old to adopt. But now I have all of you to take care of, all of you have us and a family, and the social workers can go and fu— Well, never you mind what they can go and do to themselves.”

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EARLY AFTERNOON AARON AND THE PREGNANT WOMEN

The women considered Aaron’s offer, and finally Zoë asked, “Why would you and your family do this for us?”
“Because that’s the Way of it, and none wishes you and your unbirtht to die,” replied Aaron.

Castle The Series - 0072 Ivy, Lucinda, Iola, The Pregnant

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FORENOON IVY’S CHILDREN

Ivy said, “A big bosom helps,” and looking at her own she continued, “it sells more beer,” she explained kindly.

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MID-AFTERNOON AND DINNER LUCINDA (15)

Lucinda was reverting to the behaviour of a much younger child of ten or so Castle years.

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AFTERNOON IOLA (13) HAS SPAECH WITH MILLIGAN

Iola was settled by Milligan’s urbane manner, which unsettled most Folk, and telt him, “My name is Iola, and I am thirteen. I should like to learn to cook. I want to be an apprentice.”

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AFTERNOON BILLIE (18), JO (18) AND STACEY (19)

A hurried and chaste kiss followed. Juniper telt her, “I’ll be back after my duty.”

Castle The Series - 0071 Quartet, Retribution, Polecats, Gift

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VERY EARLY FORENOON REBECCA (66) AND THE QUARTET

“I stand correctet, we are a quartet. We are not two couples we are a marital coöperative.”

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EARLY FORENOON GIMLET AND LEECH

Leech twisted the knife to split the remaining skull bone, and the arrow was free.

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EARLY FORENOON NOT ONE IN TEN EXTRA POLECATS

The stallion screamed with rage, reared, turned and taekt the fence on the other side of the paddock flying.

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FORENOON SNIP

Brock put the kitten on the floor in front of Gift, who immediately lay on the floor on her stomach eye to eye with her and said, “Snip. Gift’s Snip. My Snip.”

Castle The Series - 0069 Honesty, Grandparents, Mint, Gloria

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LATE AFTERNOON 2ND QDAY HONESTY (32) AND PETER (41), BELLA (1l)

Both had expressed their hope Honesty was pregnant. “But to make sure,” Honesty telt Peter with mock anxiety, “it may be a good idea to try regularly.”

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EARLY EVE TO BEDTIME JUDITH AND STORM, MATILDA (65) EVAN (68)

“You don’t have to be in love to make love, but if you are it is infinitely better.”

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EVE JASMINE, LILAC, ASH AND BEECH SING - MINT

“We are just folk, Kevin, and your parents now."

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GLORIA 28 AND PEREGRINE (28)

Gloria wished to enjoy a man thiseve and Peregrine was available. If, as she expected, Peregrine asked her to marry him she would accept.

Castle The Series - 0066 Children, Buzzard, Joining the Clans, Agreäns, Names

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AFTERNOON PRE-AGREED APPEARANCES OF ADOPTION OF CHILDREN

With Will involved that was tantamount to saying what any had to say would be heard and ignored.

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AFTERNOON PRE-AGREED APPEARANCES MINT (22) AND KEVIN (23)

Many wondered if Yew knew his daughter had agreement with the tall nervous looking young thatcher.

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AFTERNOON PRE-AGREED APPEARANCES JOINING THE CLANS

“I am Durance and I represent what remains of our clan of sheepherds for we suffert grievous sore from the fevers and have loes all our surviving elders since.”

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AFTERNOON SECOND QUARTERDAY CYNTHIA (27) AND MERLE (32)

“My craft will be the mapping of Castle. I like dogs, and your way of life would suit me and my craft, Merle.”

Castle The Series - 0065 Sérent & Dace, Opal, Spice & Vincent, Clarissa & Family, Diana & Gander, Alice & Alec

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AFTERNOON 2ND QUARTERDAY SÉRENT (13) AND DACE (48)

The Folk were not in the slightest concerned by their age difference.

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AFTERNOON SECOND QUARTERDAY OPAL (34), SPICE (32) AND VINCENT (45)

Opal continued, “I am sister to Spice, and we’ve agreement with Vincent.”

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AFTERNOON 2ND QDAY CLARISSA (26) AND GORSE (33) EAGLE (3) FROND (2l)

When Iris had mentioned breast feeding it had produced emotions in Clarissa she had no idea existed.

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AFTERNOON 2ND QDAY DIANA (36) AND GANDER (30) GYRE (7) TANIA (5)

Joseph was stunned by how little Diana wished in return.

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AFTERNOON PRE-AGREED APPEARANCES ALICE (55) AND ALEC (60)

“My name is Alec, and I’m a well digger,” the man said. “Where I come from the creation of a marriage is a more formal affair than it is on Castle. I suppose I want this so I feel I am a married man.”

Castle The Series - 0061 Clary & Family, Llyllabette & Yoomarriana, Reluctants, Gimlet & Leech, Pregnant Girls

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FORENOON CLARY (40) & BRENDAN (48), CHLOË (2), APRICOT (6l)

“If I can’t carry a babe under my heart one to my breast would be wonderful.”

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FORENOON HOBBY EXELLS HIMSELF

“We should call such an animal, a bellben.”

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FORENOON DISCUSSING RELUCTANTS, DRUNKS & ADDICTS

It was decided to ship out the four drunks and the pill popper, and Will wished Otis as the sixth.

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FORENOON SECOND QUARTERDAY GIMLET AND LEECH

“That will have to wait, Leech. Thomas wills a pair of incomers killing. I’ll wait till Gimlet arrives and tell you both.”

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FORENOON SECOND QUARTERDAY JODIE (15)

“We owe you naught, not even your life, for if you won’t preserve it why should we?”

Castle The Series - 0060 Douglas, Yvette & Family, Judith & Family

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BRAEKFAST LUNELIGHT (42) AND DOUGLAS (52)

Almost inconsequentially, she added, “I’m taller than most men.”

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2ND QDAY FORENOON YVETTE (32) AND WHITEBEAR (32), THRIFT (10) & HAW (4l)

“Your shock due your man leaving you was so great you haven’t even startet griefing for your babe.”

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EARLY FORENOON TO LUNCH JUDITH AND STORM

“What’s his name, Dear?” asked Judith, understanding the reason for Iola’s flush immediately.

Castle The Series - 0055 Susan, Janet, Ginas’s Family, Judith

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LATE AFTERNOON PLACEMENTS SUSAN (33) AND KINGFISHER (32)

Susan was fiddling with her hair. She knew she was doing it, but she couldn’t stop herself.

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LATE AFTERNOON PRE-DINNER JANET

Attractive was a word she had never associated with herself before.

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BEFORE DINNER GINA (36) AND JONAS (38), RUTH (4), KILROY (5)

Ruth said to Gina, “I’m four, and I don’t like porridge.”

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DINNER TO BEDTIME JUDITH AND STORM

Matthew found no fault with the logic of sleeping and watching at the same time

Castle The Series - 0047 The Squad, Mercedes, Judith’s Family

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FORMING THE SQUAD

“I believe you to be saying they need the influence of a male who will hurt them if they behave inappropriately?”

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MERCEDES (29) AND FEN (25)

“I suspect the three of us shall all be lærer beekeepers with Jessica who is only sixteen.”

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JUDITH, STORM & FAMILY

IOLA (13), ALWYDD (8), HEIDI (7), ROCK (6), STEPHANIE (4), MATTHEW (2)

Iris asked Judith, “We’ve herbs that will bring your milk in, would you like one young enough to require nursing?”

Castle The Series - 0023 Tench, George, Janice, Joan

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TENCH & KNAWEL, CLAIRE (4) OLIVER (2)

Male couples were much rarer mongst the Folk than female couples, and very much rarer than multiples.

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GEORGE (58) MODEL ENGINEER

Unless you do something he’ll probably be being woon by fifty widows within a tenner.

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JANICE (36) BOOK BINDER RESTORER

I’m not running off to get married to the first stranger who buys me a drink.

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JOAN (26) GLASS BLOWER

The babe cried, and she said, “Sorry,” and turned to one side. The crying stopped instantly, and all smiled, they all knew there was only one thing that had that effect on a hungry babe.

Cynthia and the Wonderful Corrections - Prologue

Cynthia and the Wonderful Corrections - Prologue

By Portia Bennett

 
Introduction: This story is the fourth and final story in a series within a series. The overall series is the “Cynthia Chronicles”. This story is directly connected to “Simoné and the Second Time Around”, “Marti and the Doppelganger”, and Marti and the Doppelganger – a Follow Up”. Several of the stories in the Cynthia Chronicles left some unanswered questions. In “Bobbie and the Glass Ceiling” two of the antagonists are regressed to childhood. Now we will learn what happened to them. In “Randi and the College Professor” Randi and Frank Deere adopt Betty, a bit of a rogue witch. Betty was regressed to early childhood, but she kept her powers. As it turns out, Betty was a real blessing. We also learn a bit more about Cindy’s first born who is the first new wizard in probably close to a thousand years. Then there is a question that has been floated about. What about death?

We will briefly go back to the day Bobbie Anderson won the Master’s. This episode was extracted from “Bobbie and the Glass Ceiling.” The main story will pick up from that point.

Politics Is... A New Horizon [2.13]

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Options exist for all of us. Some are more palatable than others, of course, but in general, it’s a fact that options do exist in most situations.

We can try to be rational about things; we can try to be irrational, too. We can run into danger head-first, or even run away from it screaming bloody murder. The only thing that matters is the effect we want and the effect we get, most of the time.

Success, in a political sense, is measured by you getting what you want with the least cost to anyone or anything you care for in the process. Failure is a deferment of that success with varying costs applied to that deferment as well, naturally.

The question, really, is how do you measure success in more ambiguous situations?

Say, just as a random example, when you race to save your friend from becoming a semi-human barbecue, while partly blinded and far too high in the air for most people’s sanity to handle due to your own poorly tested rune work? What exactly is the win status on that theoretical situation?

Her survival? Your survival? The survival of the world’s political climate as it currently stands, perhaps? Or, and just hear me out on this one, maybe the win would be something completely unexpected which blows the other options out of the water just by existing?

Let’s call that one ‘Option D’, shall we? Any guesses what Hannah’s up to today?

Events unfold, including but not limited to:

People yelling and crying on a balcony,
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Hannah crying in her bedroom for some reason,
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And as for Fena…well?

Corey Needs A Babysitter

Karlee

"Hey, Kaleb! Can you come over and babysit Courtney for a couple of hours?"

My neighbor David had just called. He and his girlfriend Jenny had just had a baby a couple of months earlier. I easily said yes. Not only is the baby cute as a button, I could engage in one of favorite activities.

You see, I'm a combination transgender teen baby. So, not only could I indulge in the simplicity of baby things, I could also rifle the drawers of the bedroom.

Soul Survivor

Originally presented on Wed, 2006/08/09

What is life but a journey along an unmapped route toward a certain and inevitable destination? What would you do to tread a different path than the one you have walked so far?


Soul Survivor

by Dr. Richard K. Phillips
 

Momma, momma what am i doing in a hospital Part 4

Momma, momma what am I doing in a hospital?
Part 4

By Princess Pantyboy

Me, Kelly 9-year old boy
Beth 17-year-old big sister
Miley 5 -year-old little sister

Authors note: Please read the older chapter first. I hope everyone is enjoying my newest story I put a few paragraphs from the end of Part 3 to make it an easier read. I am sure I missed some spelling and grammar mistakes please forgive we are trying.

Hope you enjoy my story!
Hugs
Princess

What a long strange trip it’s been.

What a long strange trip it’s been.
By Princess Pantyboy

Hi to all,
I thought I would do a little something different for my 100th story I have put on-line. This is a little blast from the past, I hope and pray you enjoy my story. The name of this story comes from a song from the Grateful Dead in case you’re wondering.

Me/ Kelly 10-years-old boy
Miley 6-year-old little sister
Mom
Dad
Aunt Meghan

Healer's Redemption

I was walking home in the dark when suddenly I got hit by a truck. Or at least I like to think I got hit by a truck. The last thing I saw was a bright light in the corner of my vision then darkness.

Well, here I am, in another world. Son of a bitch. I’m even a baby. Now, I have to lay here for about four years to even be able to walk. I hate waiting. Well, it’s not all bad, my mother is a fox. I mean literally, a fox. Well, more of a quarter fox from what I can see. Some type of demi-human with fox ears and a tail.

Arista is.. not finished yet [5.8]

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A wise person once said:
'No-one messes with my family!'
Another wise person once responded with:
'I'd like to see you try and stop me.'

They weren't having a conversation or anything, just two random statements of fact across the centuries which have no connection or relevance to anything whatsoever really, I'm sure.

Events unfold including but not limited to:
A zap, a snap, and some screaming.
oh, but the screaming...

Not one for the faint of heart I'm afraid, but all is not lost quite yet, we can only hope.


Support is.. appreciated, sometimes [5.5]

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A day at the lake during the mid-summer heat, full of barbecues, family and mildly confused neighbours.
It could almost be considered idyllic if you ignored certain unfortunate clothing choices being thrust upon certain poor unsuspecting people by their pushy sister and daughter..

Oh well, let's hope that's the worst of Hannah's problems today, shall we?

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Wet John cuddles and stolen T-shirts being stolen.
Large hands being used for various things
(to rather worrying degrees of success as well),
Meanwhile Hannah drools on John's crotch and a pow-wow is interrupted rather rudely by a matriarch on a mission.

Hold on tight folks, it's swimming trip day at Klamath Falls!


Support is.. necessary [5.4]

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Some things in life are so unbelievable we doubt if they actually happened or not,
Other things are so embarrassing that we wish they hadn't really happened,
and sometimes things fall into that awkward spot somewhere in the middle of those two extremes.
What can you do about it at the end of the day?

What can HANNAH do about it more importantly!

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John being trapped by a disappearing wall and Eris has a front-row seat to the creation of a universe.
Meanwhile some familiar familiar's get familiar with each other
(try saying that one three times fast),
and Hannah goes on a power-trip while wearing a long white silk nightgown!


Support is.. getting in the way [5.2]

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A day on the town, new haircut, new clothes and an excessive amount of money.. why does that seem so idyllic in the movies?

Events unfold including but not limited to:
The salon vultures swarm,
A lot of relationship status's come into question
(some for very good reasons, others.. well..)

Meanwhile Hannah decides that life is unfair and Tuesdays suck!


Support is.. overbearing [5.1]

After a rather stressful day, we all like to unwind a little.
After three stress free days to unwind while under 'doctors' orders to rest, I think we'd all go a little stir crazy, right?
..just imagine how badly Hannah's been handling it!..

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Pixies attack some left over vegetation,
a discussion is had about bunny/fish
(while it proceeds to eat a campfire)
and Hannah threatens to give a career soldier a blue-rinse perm!

Admit it, ya'll have missed the craziness, right?


Family is.. sometimes dangerous [4.19]

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Stop me if you've heard this one:
A cat and an ancient little girl teleport into a warzone t-

What do you mean you've heard it before?!

Uggh! Fine, excuse me for trying to see the funny side of things for once.. there's always that one person who can't take a joke, isn't there?
Whatever, lets just get on with this then!

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Eris making a teddy bear,
Gold being confirmed to be a truly awesome color,
and Hannah play's the part of the brave shirtless hero(ine)!


Family is.. a very broad term these days [4.18]

ourIceMain.jpg Never let your guard down!
As a possibly wise, possibly insane, possibly fictional wizard once said 'CONSTANT VIGILANCE!'

I'm tempted to tack on something about 'always bringing a towel' to that statement as well, even though it's not quite relevant here and really it goes without saying, doesn't it?

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John giving a three-year-old's guide to 'politics' to an un-amused audience of one.. meanwhile, the halls are silent
(until they aren't)
and Hannah accidentally gives herself a wedgie!


 

Mommy I don't want to try out for the baseball team again Part 3

Part 3

Mommy I don’t want to try out for baseball again!
By Princess Pantyboy

Me, Kelly, Kellie 9-year-old boy
Miley 5-year-old little sister
Mommy 42-years-old looks 21-years-old
Grandmother 77-years-old acts like 100-years-old

All,
I added a few paragraph’s from Part 1 so my story would be easier to read. I hope you enjoy my story, I am sure I missed a few spelling an especially grammar so please forgive I am trying.
Hugs Princess

Little Boy-Girl 35 a Father’s Secret

A can of worms is opens when Mr. Davis secret is reveled.
Note this starts before the School Trouble Started.

School for Transgendered, Cross-Dressing and Diapered Kids set up

Mommy I don't want to try out for the baseball team again Part 2

Part 2

Mommy I don’t want to try out for baseball again!!!
By Princess Pantyboy

Me, Kelly, Kellie 9-year-old boy
Miley 5-year-old sister
Mommy 42-years-old looks 21-years-old
Grandmother 77-years-old acts like 100-years-old

All,
I added a few paragraph’s from Part 1 so my story would be easier to read. I hope you enjoy my story, I am sure I missed a few spelling an especially grammar so please forgive. Hugs Princess

Family is.. there to catch you [4.14]

ourIceMain.jpg Bonds are important.
Be they chemical, emotional or physical; they're truly what holds us all together no matter what.

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Eris disagreeing with how much meat constitutes a 'meal'
John also disagreeing about how much meat constitutes a meal
(although he's less polite about it)
and Hannah nearly loses her shirt while 'falling' off a roof!


 

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