Science Fiction Fun

Science Fiction Fun...
 
A short time ago in some studios not all that far away…
Famous Cinematic Sci Fi Moments…


In no particular order...


Back to the Future 1985

Marti:

“Doc…Doc…that last time through time….you turned me into a girl…what’s that all about?”

Doc Brown:

“I figured…What the hell?”


Galaxy Quest 1999

Jason Nesmith:

“Don’t you get tired of being the only cast member that has to dress up in girl’s clothing?”

Gwen:

“Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY”


The Matrix 1999

Tank:

So what do you need? Besides a miracle.

Neo:

A corset. And petticoats. Lotsa petticoats. And a nice long ball gown.

Trinity:

Neo, no one has ever done anything like this.

Neo:

...That's why it's going to work.


The Fifth Element 1997

Father Vito Cornelius:

That’s not Milo Jovovich…that’s Alexis Arquette? He's a she.

Korben Dallas:

You noticed!


The Quatermass Experiment 1955

John Paterson:

What went on here?! What did it do to them?!

Quatermass:

Are you serious…they’ve all been changed into those girls from UFO…you know..the ones with the green hair and the lame jumpsuits? Not bad, I’d say!


The Trollenberg Terror (The Crawling Eye) 1956

Anne Pilgrim:

Why Phil! Since you’ve started the new dose, your breasts have grown quite nicely.

Phil:

Cute little things…aren’t they?


Star Wars 1977

Luke:

She’s not really a girl you know…I peeked…

Han:

Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

Chewie:

Waughaaahhuuuggghhhhaaaaa!


Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956

Dr. Danny Kauffman:

Whatya mean, my wife is going to turn me into…wait…you’re not a cocktail waitress…you’re Miles…what the fuck?

Dr. Miles Bennel:

They’re already here…you’re next! You’re next! You’re next!


Metropolis 1927

Rotwang:
( ! )


The Day the Earth Stood Still 1951

Helen:

Hey…you’re cute...And here I thought you were a guy!

Klaatu:

I was!


A Clockwork Orange 1971

Minister:

Oh, yes. I understand you're fond of music. I have arranged a little surprise for you.

Alex:

Surprise?

Minister:

One that I hope that you will like. As a um... how shall we put it? As a symbol of our new understanding. An understanding between two friends.

(strains of Dude Looks Like a Lady play in the background)

Alex:

No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!


Blade Runner 1982

Deckard:

Say "Kiss me".

Rachael: I can't... rely on... my memories...

Deckard: Say "Kiss me".

Rachael:

Kiss me.
Deckard:

I want you.

Rachael:

I want you.

Deckard:

Again.

Rachael:

I want you.
[pauses]

Rachael:

Put your hands on me.

Deckard:

Hey…whatthefuck?

Rachael:

I still want you.

Deckard:

Whathefuck…me too!


A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 2005
Arthur Dent:

It would seem that in the last pass through the…. I’ve lost my penis and gained a vagina and breasts….Ahhhhhh.

Trillian:

Don’t Panic!


Brazil 1985

Sam Lowry:

Where’s my penis?

Dr. Jaffe:

Just me and my little knife! Snip snip - slice slice... can you believe it?
Faces are a doddle compared to tits and ass.


Aliens 1986

Gorman: Morning, Marines. I'm sorry we didn't have time to brief you people before we left Gateway, but...

Hudson: Sir?

Gorman:

Well…there’s a good chance you’ll all be women by the time we get back to base!

Hudson:

Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!


Forbidden Planet 1956
Altaira Morbius:

Where have you been? I've beamed and beamed.

Robby:

Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job.

Altaira Morbius:

Robby, I must have a new dress, right away.

Robby:

Again?

Altaira Morbius:

Oh, but this one must be different! Absolutely nothing must show - below, above or through.

Robby:

Radiation-proof?

Altaira Morbius:

No, just eye-proof will do.

Robby:

Thick and heavy?

Altaira Morbius:

Oh, no, Robby. It must be the loveliest, softest thing you've ever made for me, and fit in all the right places, with lots and lots of star sapphires.

Robby:

Star sapphires take a week to crystallize properly. Would diamonds or emeralds do? Will you require new forms and a new gaffe?


Close Encounters of the Third Kind 1977

Ronnie Neary:

Roy? I don’t really understand all this about SRS…what did you just say?

Roy Neary:

Ronnie, if I don't do this, *that's* when I'm going to need a doctor.


Star Trek 2009

Spock:

Mr. Chekov? Is it your contention that Olsen has been turned into a member of the opposite sex? That he is no longer a man?

Chekov:

Olsen is gone!


and finally...

The Empire Strikes Back 1980

Leia:

Han…sweetie…I’ve got something to tell you…now just listen, okay? I’m a post-op…

Han:

I know…

Chewie:

Waughaaahhuuuggghhhhaaaaa!



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