Stuck in the Middle...

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sponsored by the completely non-toxic and
occasionally permanent adhesive GLOO (tm)

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A new album…. Okay, Mom, Just This Once, featuring the Hit Single…

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Coulda told ya that this didn’t feel right
But Mom entered me in this pageant tonight
Like a trope my twin sister busted her leg
Leavin’ Mom cryin’ as she started to beg
Gowns to the left of me
Swimsuits to the right, here I am
Stuck in prosthetics with Gloo

Yes I’m stuck in prosthetics with Gloo
And I’m won’drin’ just what I’m gonna do
Mommy says the makeup is stuck on my face
And the real me is gone with no trace
Gowns to the left of me
Swimsuits to the right, here I am
Stuck in prosthetics with Gloo

With REAL breasts and vagina
Permanent mascara and eyeliner
What a show? Oh oh whoa
And since I’m past the deadline
There ain’t no more time
To re-moo-oove them
Re-moo-oove them

WellI just hafta do what I oughta do
Be my mother’s other daughter, whoo hoo
It won’t be so bad I confess
‘Cause it turns out my girlfriend’s a lez
Gowns to the left of me
Swimsuits to the right, here I am
Stuck in prosthetics with Gloo

Well now I’m in full regalia
With a pussy and mammalia
Ain’t so ba-ahd, ah ahh ahh ah ad
And I really must confess
That it’s really no distress
With a G-spoh-ot
G-spoh-ot

Now I’m sorta stuck in a crazy pose
Wearin’ permanent panty hose
Still it’s startin’ to feel rather fine
Now that I accept that these boobies are mine…
Gowns to the left of me
Swimsuits to the right, here I am
Stuck in prosthetics with Gloo
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with Gloo

Stuck in the middle with Gloo
Here I am stuck in the middle with Gloo



Based on
Stuck in the Middle
by Steeler's Wheel
as performed by
Jodi Peterson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXAB2GyGgMc



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